spectives:

reblog if u have a big penis

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

vampirevvekend:

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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wheres-my-white-rabbit:

divi-ded:

rlyjewish:

thewastedgeneration:

I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

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I wish my teachers would see this

When I’m a teacher, my students will see this at least 50 times throughout the school year. 

(Source: anythingthatmoves)

svvords:

when ur the only person who doesnt understand something

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(Source: wasiangod)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage